man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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