his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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