Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
why is half of my head shaved?
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