That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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