Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She's the barista slut.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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