How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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