I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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