Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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