as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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