normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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