Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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