Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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