? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need help removing her.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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