So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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