You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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