No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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