Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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