is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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