My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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