Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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