Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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