i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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