She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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