Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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