love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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