I wanna bring you to show and tell
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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