? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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