Your tits are I can't wait for
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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