when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
How's work?
Spinning.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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