...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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