now i know why i became what i already was.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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