Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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