Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she told me i tasted like america
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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