We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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