it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just want to make out with him forever
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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