David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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