Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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