I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
