8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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