After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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