problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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