Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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