I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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