She's JV to your varsity
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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