chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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