Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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