I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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