I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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