Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
wow bdsm is so cute
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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