There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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