can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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