he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Boobs speak an international language.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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