would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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