My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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