sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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