Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
time to smoke my breakfast
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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