? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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