haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
