i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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