Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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