you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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